What You Believe About Your Network

About The Report

Every network runs on a set of beliefs. The standards are being followed. The redundancy is real. The asset database is roughly right.

Most of these beliefs get tested only when something breaks. They are not checked in advance because checking is expensive: the information has to be assembled engineer by engineer, device by device, across vendors that each report the same fact differently. 

Some of those beliefs are wrong. That’s true in well-engineered, heavily automated networks as much as anywhere else. The question is which ones, and what it costs to find out the hard way.

This paper describes four situations from production networks of SuzieQ Enterprise customers:

  • A director of network operations who had to file a ticket to get answers

  • An outage where nobody checked the scope, and the fix caused a worse one

  • An OS upgrade that brought down all conference rooms on a floor

  • A single point of failure that nobody was looking for

SuzieQ builds a vendor-agnostic, timestamped database of your network: what it looks like now, what it looked like last Tuesday, and what it looked like six months ago. Answers come back in seconds instead of being assembled over days. It runs on your own infrastructure, airgapped from the Internet, and needs only a read-only account on each device. It is in production at Fortune 100 companies and at smaller enterprises, in manufacturing, financial services, aerospace and defense, and managed service providers.

Pricing is tiered by device count and nothing else: not users, not cores, not how much data you collect. The data belongs to you, including after you stop paying for the product.

Evaluating it takes four to six weeks and a virtual machine. The first answers arrive as soon as the first poll completes, usually inside twenty minutes.

Sonny Oram

Boston-based multidisciplinary artist Sonny Oram is the founder of Qwear, a leading voice in the queer fashion movement for more than 15 years, and the author of the foreword to Queer and Trans Fashion Brands: Resistance and Revolution in the 21st Century (Bloomsbury Academic, 2025). His work has been featured in HuffPost, BuzzFeed, Design*Sponge, and QTYPE Magazine and he's spoken on panels at MIT, South by Southwest, and Simmons Nursing School.

His earliest published work was created at age ten: a series of collages made from cut-up magazines, accompanied by original text exploring themes of gender, cultural conditioning, predatory advertising, and media objectification. In 2025, images of these collages were published in Queer and Trans Fashion Brands: Resistance and Revolution (Bloomsbury Press) and the Fashion, Style & Popular Culture journal.

Through Qwear, Sonny has launched influential campaigns, including the award-winning #ThisIsWhatAsexualLooksLike with Yasmin Benoit, and continues to create spaces for underrepresented communities across internet and print media. He has also used search engine optimization (SEO) to increase the visibility and diversity of queer representation in online search results, helping terms such as “androgynous style,” “bisexual style,” and “asexual” reflect a broader range of identities and experiences.

https://sonnyoram.com